As far as awkward days go, today is up there.
Archery is first on the list. I mean, when you're shooting arrows at a target in gym class, you kind of pretend to be Robin Hood and you kind of imagine the target to be... people and things you dislike (isn't this a proven way to relieve stress and take out your anger?). "Oh! I got his nipple!" Now that I think about it, that's a pretty awkward thing to say.
Then in seminar I got to deliver the line "no food, no razors" to several classes. Peer support was delivering boxes for students to collect toiletries for needy families... but "no food and no razors. Food goes to the food drive, and razors are just a bad idea."
I won't talk about how I was told to "shut up for once," but just imagine it being awkward.
And at lunch... I was asked by a male whether I go to a gynecologist. Out of nowhere. Not that there is a place that the question should come from... but I just told him that our conversation ended right there.
In AP Gov, we got to discuss our morals by being asked questions like "If you dented someone's car in the middle of the night, what would you do?" Some of our morals are crumbling. But what can you do?
Finally, I attempted to hop the fence back to school after track about fifteen times and couldn't. I have friends that make me laugh, and when I laugh, I lose all control of my muscles.
I like how I omitted the most awkward and embarrassing and innappropriate parts of my day.
But I'm the one who gets to pick what to write... so HA.
